" Saving yourself for that someone special is like having a car and deciding to drive only on the last day of February of a leap year. Sounds bizarre? Hell, it is bizarre!"- Words of wisdom from Mr Vikram Bhatt- the maker of horror movies. Hell, he'd rather stick to making those horror movies. Or this article in Times dated Nov 11 might be a new script for his fresh Raaz dark horror movie!
Popping the cherry is any person's personal freedom, we do agree and accept. What is done in the confines of four walls between two consenting adults is none of our business. But when horror movie directors jump the gun in advising our teens that "good sex" is important, we have a serious problem here. And it sucks when you say " I am for the test drive", Mr Bhatt. Really not funny. I am not some old aged aunt confined to a concrete jungle of cleaning and house keeping. We are young, we love sex- good one that and we cherish our partner. Everyone loves sex, yes, why not? If someone says they detest it, either they are mentally or physically deranged. It is the 'hit and run' part that keeps me worrying.
Saving oneself for the special someone is an 'option' these days, not a 'rule'. When you say there is 'nothing dirty, nothing sinful, nothing to be guilty about' it shocks me. I am not into moral policing, sir. But if this is the advice you would be giving to the younger ones, i wonder if you are advocating promiscuity. The hell you are not. Carrying a 'guilt' package is unnerving as you say. So what would be a better choice- abstinence or obliviousness? If i had a head on my shoulders, it would be obviously abstinence, Mr Bhatt.
"When it comes to sex, someone, somewhere in the time gone by decided to regulate an individual's life socially, and we are still suffering"- golden words. Only because of the regulations we are living as social animals, not our Simian cousins on tree tops. Unmindful sex and unwanted children had to be regulated if we were to be a civilized society, Sir. And so do we have an institution called marriage. And then there is something we call 'love'. Or does that really exist amidst all this hullabaloo of premarital sex and consensual sex?
Premarital sex is rampant, accepted. But when there are eminent people like you saying- " If you want to have premarital sex, by all means, have it without a tinge of remorse or guilt", it sucks big time. Preferably save this piece of advise to your daughter or son! Not to everyone else.
Nobody wants to live a life with 'bad sex' so you say, but nobody wants sex with random people in tandem to identify the 'best sex partner'. 'Bad sex' can be rectified with a few visits to a sexologist, but not 'bad piece of s***' you give us as advise. It would be better if you stick to writing ghost stories, Mr Bhatt. They are far better than your newspaper columns. The next time i see the name Vikram Bhatt, it would give me the shivers- not those nerve wracking orgasms as you may think- spooky scary ones;)
To read the full article of Mr Bhatt that gave me the shattering orgasms(!), please click the link.
Mr Bhatt is motivating people to live in sin :(
ReplyDeleteTrue, Aynzan. And what qualification has he got to motivate us thus, other than handful of horror movies under his belt?;)
Delete1.Vikram is a hardly nted writer for us to pay heed to..
ReplyDelete2.Our culture is not protected /framed by our media,but by our family set up.
3.Even now our ppl hav think of their IN-LAWS opinions..( where as the ppl of west do nt hav tat burden/blessing?)...
4.And do nt read TIMES OF INDIA.. its nt a news paper.. it s TABLOID.. whic s run by a Co.(majority of whic is owned by a Foreign body)..and if TOI is making a news.. it means its for sure nt good for india..( u cant find such news in HIDU, or EXPRESS).
5.On early 2000s ..these media tried hard to make us to move to a NUCLEAR FAMILY... so as to induce us to make a more western way of living..(but that did nt happn i hope)...
6. jus listen to ads of AXE and some thing.. and analys what msg it conveys....
Well, Kamalika, thanks for the comment.
Delete1. He is a director who makes ghost films;)
2. But media does enter our living rooms.
3. Who does it these days? You must have been in a time capsule, wake up!
4. I love controversy and so love the juice of TOI:P
5. Who says there aren't nuclear families? Look around you, how many do you find living in joint family setup?
6. That ad is bull shit!
1.So if yu ppl want the controversial stuff, thn TOI has to produce tat jiuce wit these kind of writer s na?
DeleteWell said Cloud Nine.
ReplyDeleteHe can't even make a hit picture, how can we expect his advice on Sex to be a hit.
He is a flop film maker, and doesn't deserve a page even in a third rate newspaper called 'Times'.Did you hear the Editor of Times news channel, tell everybody who bothered to watch, the victory of Obama, that their channel got us the news of the victory 2 mins. before other channels announced.
Nice dig at Mr. Bhatt.
Wow! Flop film maker! Very true. Lol on the dig on Times:P What irked me was how could a newspaper give him the space!Thanks for the comment, Rama:)
DeleteI guess he is deliberately making these silly comparisons and outlandish remarks and trust TOI to give him space....
ReplyDeleteHe has 6 releases this year and this perhaps is a new ploy to grab publicity...imagine comparing sex with driving a car.No wonder he is single.
6 releases this year? Wow! That explains his stand on sex. And his single status is mentioned in the article too- he is game for 'test drive'. Now we know his intentions- the women would now be mooning over this test driver:P Thanks for your comment, Alka!
DeleteI read the article too and it highlighted more of Bhatt's desperation for sex than his stupid trial of intellectual thought. He seriously needs to focus on his films than speak such crap!
ReplyDeleteNice one though. :)
Samik! Welcome to my space. 'Desperation for sex' rightly pointed out- poor fellow is single and ready to mingle. Only he never finds someone to:P Let us hope he focuses on his bhoot films:P
DeleteI trust these people say these sensational things to get mileage and then end up kicking themselves in the ass.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely Rachna! May be he is seeking some publicity
DeleteLOL!!! This was hilarious- you made me laugh and laugh! But the issue that you have raised is serious. While I would not say that one has to wait till marriage for sex these days, I would certainly say that waiting for a special person is important if you want to have sex- it is not like test driving a car before you buy it - it is an extension of a deep love that you have for someone. I firmlyl beleive that marriage is socially constructed but love is all pervasive!
ReplyDeleteRightly said, Meera! Sex is not like test driving a car before you buy, it stems out of commitment for me.
DeleteHilarious, I want Mr.Vikram Bhatt to read this.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the comment, Madrasi, do forward this link if you know his mail ID:P
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