Something that had happened in the recent past had me almost yelling with joy...A picture that made every cell in my body sing with happiness. This is what we all had been waiting for almost a decade. And thank God how he granted our wish- all aunties of the nation now have their own icon. Let us all welcome the new auntie to our tribe with pride and glee...Welcome Aishwarya!
I can still remember how husband dear used to watch the pretty damsel with dreamy eyes. Fuming, wasn't I? And now all the aunties of the world can heave sigh of relief! Aish is flabulous, after all! And her styling in full flowing caftans has made the press guess- Is she fat, is she not? Thanks to her, aunties of the world are now stocking caftans galore in their wardrobes! Hopefully, i shall jump the bandwagon of caftan sporting aunties. L please note;) And oh...can we forget those dimples? What a beauty! Next time i check in the mirror for those extra fittings hanging underneath the chin like punching bags, i shall sure remember this image. And all the plump and voluminous housewives can now laugh and be happy. We have no competition! Of course, let us wait for the size zero bebos to get married;)
p.s.: Sorry, i have been really irregular with my blog of late, thanks to L on his vacation. Now that he is back to his home in the Sandbox, i am free;)
p.p.s.: Kindly excuse me, i haven't touched many blogs for a long time. I promise to go through once i get some time.
p.p.p.s.: Why don't i get paid for the two months i have managed the little devils at home? Teachers please send me my share of your pay! Summer vacation- how i hate you:'(
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| We love that gown, don't we?;) And how dare the menfolk expect all that baby fat to vanish in thin air in six months? Chanceless. I wish Aish carries on this full and curvy figure, flaunts it more often in Cannes, not in India. She might be crushing a million dreams of poor men. For more than a decade we have been listening to drooling men's ooooh... and aaah....on her. Thank you my Lord. Revenge never seemed so sweet! Husbands please note, Aish is not the yardstick for rating your wives, just like we don't rate husbands by SRK-o-meter or Hrithik-o-meter! Good looking wives- definitely a plus, but does that mean all wives should be look- alikes of Aish? Out of the entire aish episode, i discovered something great- Elie Saab creates gowns XXL size!!! And i am glad i can fit into one;) To save some grace, here is a picture of Aish before the baby- .jpg) |
p.p.s.: Kindly excuse me, i haven't touched many blogs for a long time. I promise to go through once i get some time.
p.p.p.s.: Why don't i get paid for the two months i have managed the little devils at home? Teachers please send me my share of your pay! Summer vacation- how i hate you:'(
Hey Cloud Nine welcome back to the world of blogs! I figured the reason why you may have been off .. Yes, I am happy about Fatwarya! It tells you that beauty is only skin deep -that it is age defined and that it is something stupid to go ga ga about. But what do you do when all that you have is beauty ??? Thank God we lesser mortals are not burdened by it. We are normal and yes, we are creative- we write and producing kids is not going to in any way come in the way of that!!!
ReplyDeleteMeera! Thank you so much for the comment. I do hope our men folk realize the same and recognize women who are creative:)
DeleteAhahaha! oh C91 How i love your satire write ups!..you are so good at them :)
ReplyDeleteWelcome back!....was worried ...yeah! we need to share the pay with the teachers ....104days of summer holiday?...m-e-hn! ..ahahahaa.
How i loved to look at her in her movies, so beautiful with the perfect body and smile. Loved her performance in DEVADS {hope i got the spelling right?}
The media really went hard on her about her baby fat weight. She is human...it takes a while for the body to return to shape.
Thank you so much for the comment, Ibhade. So glad you too know her;) The movie is DEVDAS. She did a decent portrayal in that movie. Very true, the media is making hay when the star goes fat;)
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ReplyDeleteRoooommmmmmmba santhosham brother:P Itharku thane ithanai varudam thavamai thavamirunthom:P
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DeleteI think there is no greater joy than in seeing others whom we envy in the same plight as we are!!! What a great relief to all the women to see that child birth is a great leveler making all no objects of envy.
ReplyDeleteA hilarious post that you only can write.We missed your posts after Mangamma's exploits for nearly two months.
Happy to be back, KP. And doubly happy to see the Fat auntie aish:P
DeleteLoved the title! That was a really funny post. U sure have a flair for them.
ReplyDeleteThank u so much, Krupaa!
DeleteHE He, if there's one thing that is crystal clear from this episode; its that one really wouldn't want to be in Aishwarya Rai's shoes these days - the media is ridiculing her for showing off her baby fat and the housewives want her to flaunt it - a tug of war which no one would want to be a part of.
ReplyDeleteFunny one, had a nice laugh.
Welcome back Cloud Nine, now write more often, won't you?
Would be regular from now on, AS:) Sure, we wouldn't like to be part of the tug of war, but we feel secretly happy at her plight:P Thanks for the comment!
Delete1. Nice
ReplyDelete2.who knows how long she will undergo exercise/surgery to get her shape back?( if money is a cnstraint to those ppl?)
3."n still remember how husband dear used " - Alazhagai rasipathil thappillai.....
4."can we forget those dimples?"- Think u womn admire her more than men do..
5."size zero bebos " had already walked out of the Size ZERO club!
6."yardstick for rating your wives" vs "SRK-o-meter or Hrithi" - Beleiv it or not.. a survey tkn bfr 10 yrs tell tat Most wmn think their husbands were AJITH n d and for men thier wives wer " SIMRAN" ..
7. A nice blog.. I pray to god .. let our Indian woman does nt take her as a ROLE model for BECOMING/ BEING FAT ?! (tats too dangerous na)
Thank you so much for the elaborate comment. We sure won't take Aish as role model for gaining weight:)
DeleteHehehe....there was a time when all men wanted a wife like her and now she looks like everyone's wife...
ReplyDeleteBtw, we both managed to write on the same topic at the same time :(
LOL!! Purba great minds think alike:) So no worries;)
DeleteWell at least she gains weight like a real woman. And when time comes, she will have a long line of people at her disposal to put her in shape. We are not nuts to believe that our svelte heroines are actually "shedding" weight without the help of their able surgeons! The problem is that this is a nightmare when husbands start putting pressure on their wives to lose weight like Lara or Mrs. Beckham. Jinke paas sundar dikhne ke alawa aur kuch kaam nahin toh kya ukhad liya duble ho kar. Real women have real strengths and losing weight is not topmost on their list of priorities when they have a little baby to nurture.
ReplyDeleteWell said Rachna! Sundar dhikhne ke alawa in logon ko tho kuch atha hai nahi:P Par hum log tho unse bhi bahut khoobsoorath hain- dil se:)Thanks for the comment:)
DeleteI loved the humor. It made me guffaw loudly :).
ReplyDeleteThank u Rachna:)
Deletehehe..that was an hilarious satire..It feels really very good when you compare aish in old movies like jeans and now post pregnancy..! I wish she remains the same..and does not return back the same old zero figure aish
ReplyDeleteWe aunties too want the same plump aish;) You know why:P Thanks for the comment, Madrasi!
DeleteFatwarya Rai ha?! Yah, she shouldn't have give birth to a baby. She shouldn't have give priority to the foetus growing in her womb. She should have take care of her figure instead. After all, she is a model, actress etc etc. She doesn't have a right to become a mother and enjoy a motherhood like every normal woman. She shouldn't have got marry in the first place. She should just be a victim of a stupid male ego of her former boyfriend. right? Funny post, indeed.
ReplyDeleteHmmm...do you say all this hullabaloo is because of her ex? I don't think so;) Let us leave her alone in peace. No more equating her as some demi goddess, right? Thanks for the comment, anonymous.
DeleteNice funny post. Welcome back.
ReplyDeleteThese Indian designers are clueless about how to make people look good even when they are on the heavy side. They make dresses like Kaftans, dowdy, long flowing dresses, maxies, the make heavy women look more fat then what they really are. If I was in her shoes, I would never wear such horrible looking dresses. Can't she see for herself in the mirror?
And that side parting, that is another way to accentuate your chubbiness.
I am surprised that the media din't pass any adverse comment on her dress sense
Another person who should never depend on these Indian stylists is Vidya Balan, and also Rani Mukerjee.
One thing to be admired in Aishwariya is that she managed to have a normally delivered baby that too at her age, proving to all that one need not hurry to have a baby if one doesn't want within the so called particular time frame/ age.
Rightly said, Rama. Thanks for the comment.
DeleteLoved the last 'ppps'.. :P heheh..
ReplyDeleteThanks, Phatichar:P
DeleteHaha...finally the men can remain silent for sometime!And the women can relieve! That was an alarming weight gain by Ash..I was shocked to see her this way!
ReplyDeleteShocking..really. Lets hope she reduces it fast.
DeletePoor woman :D the butt of everyone's 'fat' jokes! But wait and see, she'll lose it very quickly... with all their personal trainers and home gyms, how can they not?
ReplyDeleteHa...i too wish she loses it quick. Lets wait n see:P
DeleteYou are brilliant!!! This is my first time to your blog and you made me laugh so hard:):) Sweet revenge huh? But I feel sorry for Aish. She was once held as one of the most beautiful women in the world and today she gets embossed in posts as fatso and aunty...it must be so harsh, so painful.
ReplyDeleteWelcome to my blog, Bhavana. Sweet revenge, yes;)
DeleteHaha...Nice read ..:)
ReplyDeleteBloody Brilliant article..First timer here...A full timer again for sure!
ReplyDeleteThank you Harishankr. Hope to see you often here:)
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