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Saturday, 30 July 2011

Ufff...Rakhi goes again!

Save the TIGRESS- Rakhi in PETA ad!
The most auspicious day and we have the Wedding of the Century happening in India. No, not that of Rahul Gandhi- he has reserved tickets in the Bachelor Express till eternity. This is the second on screen wedding of Rakhi our Drama Queen to the Bakra Baba Ramdev. The Yoga Guru might need to re-invent a few positions to handle the histrionics and media craziness of his new Dulhan! The Indian Press is munching away madly on the histrionics of Baba Ramdev and Babhi Rakhi Sawant. What a pair!!! Baba and his Yoga stunts, Babhi and her publicity stunts! Rakhi's antics and media stunts are world renown, what say Elesh Pajuranwala? Married to Elesh in a swayamvar and separated due to irreconcilable differences, filing suit against Star TV, stripping down for PETA ad, call her the Drama Queen or better- The Controversy Queen.

Our Queen spends more time in wrangling legal battles on court and winning many off the Courts. Lakshman Prasad of Jhansi committed suicide after degraded by Queen who called him "impotent". And police judiciously booked a case against Rakhi for abetting to suicide. Amen! That is the last we hear of the case. May be her Dad the Ex ACP, is helping her solve this case, off the court of course! "Yeh case bhi hai mirchi"! Item songs gained glossiness only after our Rakhi babhi's movers and shakers...ahem...No wonder singer Mikha Singh kissed her forcibly....He was treading the waters to taste the botox you see! Babhi carries more plastic than a full fledged factory's output...hehehe! Didn't we ban plastics long time back???
That is Babhi Rakhi ready for Baba!


I kept counting and recounting starting from beaus- Abhishek Awasthi, Elesh Parujanwala, open invites to marry- Rahul Gandhi and now Baba Ramdev...her cup brimmeth over! This is certainly a trap for Baba by the politicos, i say! Lok Pal Baba will now be Rakhi Pal Baba, thanks to Congress bigwigs who have deliberately set up Baba with Babhi...Poor Baba. All his asanas will not save him from Babhi's craziness! I would seriously suggest some drugs to keep him hale and healthy. At the drop of a hat Babhiji calls anyone impotent...Beware baba! Our Englees Bahu Shilpa Shetty Masterni can also teach Baba some stress relief...

Ah! Thats the Baba with his scintillating six packs ab!




The soft corner of average Indian female to the Babas and Swamis is well known and Rakhi is no exception, i hope. As of now all that Baba can do is pray. Pray that Rakhi babhi is bored soon of this fiasco and shifts base to another alpha male!



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19 comments:

  1. Red Handed30 July 2011 at 00:46

    Publicity craving female she is. She got no talent but draws attention just because f her silicon or botox and her englees and her oh so not charming persona.

    Baba on the other hand is another guy who have hypnostised my family. But i hate him.

    Marrying each other might actually be a good thing. Kill each other nd give us some peace

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  2. Anonymous30 July 2011 at 00:56

    I have never seen such six packs before :) rather skinny :)

    A little hello from Bergen, Norway :)

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  3. Cloud Nine30 July 2011 at 09:43

    Hey Red, thanks for the visit and comment. Such a cheapskate woman, i hope Baba gives her a proper reply:P

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  4. Cloud Nine30 July 2011 at 09:46

    Hi Ege, welcome to my blog:) that six pack was a pun:P

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  5. Purba30 July 2011 at 10:12

    She is a smart chica...knows that the only way to grab headlines is to court controversy and make silly statements.

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  6. Cindrella30 July 2011 at 10:21

    Poor Babaji with his 6 pack abs and 24 pack chest is gona have to start his fast to ban "plastics" soon :P

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  7. Arti30 July 2011 at 13:26

    Hehe.. A perfect match, eh? Hope they can live happily ever after :D

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  8. Anonymous30 July 2011 at 17:25

    1.REG: BABA RAMDEV: altough he is staging a drama.. His demands cant be jus sidelined.Every Indian's voice he is raising.

    2.curse our ppl who pay more weightage to ppl who wer showing faces on TV sets ( even VADIVELU was a star in TN for almost a month on eve of elections). in this line join SHILPA, JETH KOODI,etc.even Dayanidhi maran was a star made by his home media.

    3."Elesh Pajuranwala?"- i think marrige and divorce wer all a tot drama...
    4."Lakshman Prasad"- poor chap- if she a gr 8 soul worth pay heed to?

    5.So curse media ppl for selling us these kinda ppl..(may b they gain high TRP / quick accelerations with these kind of ..)

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  9. Cloud Nine30 July 2011 at 23:14

    @ Purba- Very true!One supersmart lady;)

    @ Cindrella- fast for banning plastics? Hahaha!

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  10. Cloud Nine30 July 2011 at 23:14

    @ Arti, they will sure bawl each others' eyes out!

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  11. Cloud Nine30 July 2011 at 23:25

    Dear anonymous, good observation! 1. since when did Baba become the icon of justice? What about his ill gotten crores stashed away? 2. Have to agree on this, the idiot box has got too much of a reach 3. Very true! 4. Laxman Prasad- he must have sued that lady and made her life living Hell, rather than hanging himself 5. 100% with you on the TRP..

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  12. Someone is Special31 July 2011 at 19:06

    Aww... It all happens in India.. what to do..

    Someone is Special

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  13. KParthasarathi31 July 2011 at 23:00

    It was a humourous post.I liked reading it

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  14. Cloud Nine31 July 2011 at 23:17

    Very true dear SiS:)

    Thanks KP, glad you liked it!

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  15. Meera Sundararajan2 August 2011 at 10:06

    You know I was soooo tempted to also write a post on this "plastic factory" too but I decided that I would not pander to her publicity quest!!!What can I say about these two- Vishwamitra/ Menaka or Rab ne bana di jodi? Loved your cheeky way of writing .. As usual I was roaring over with laughter!

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  16. sm5 August 2011 at 06:05

    lol
    interesting read

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  17. Someone is Special7 August 2011 at 18:48

    ~ Happy Frendship Day ~

    Someone is Special

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  18. Thinking8 August 2011 at 00:30

    hmmm....

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  19. Sandhya10 August 2011 at 15:48

    First time here! Had a good laugh reading your post! Thank you!

    Have you seen the prog. Aap ki adaalat in India TV where Ram Dev and Sambhaavna Seth had an interesting debate and Rajat Sharma oiled it? This post reminded that prog. for me, which was hilarious too!

    KP Sir game me your link!

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